"morning after conjoined twins getting separated?"

"hella"

"This girl is rather hot. "

"yeah that girl on the left is pretty dayum CUUUTE. ;] "

"thanks funky :-)"

"yeah, unfortunately i never got a chance to meet her. "

"The girl on the left is really cute. "

"No worries, anytime. Now I'm disappointed I couldn't attend. "

"short girls are bad at photos"

"i had this one, did you take it?"

"existential angstremember how i actually licked you?"

"standard danshot"

"ew, funky"

"it was like it's six in the morning, hey we found silly string, fck u fotobooth, cheese it"

"This was supposed to tell a story. I'm not quite sure what though."

"worst tie job ever. but nice try."

"ooo three way kiss"

"my favorite."

""jessie would roll over in her grave if she knew we were smoking inside""

"c'mon now. this was supposed to be your new profile pic."

"bad girl"

"bizarro reverse plan B. "